I had a cold that knocked me out of commission for the last couple days which meant I got to indulge in an activity I rarely do- I binge watched season after season of design competition reality TV shows. And it started with Netflix’s new show “Nailed It”. What I love about this show is that they bring competitors into a baking competition who have little experience in baking. But a lot of good intentions. The hope is that they come out with hilariously lopsided creations. And boy do they. So, while binge watching TV I was inspired to make my own Nailed It competitor.
Meet Madera.
She’s a stay at home monster, living under the rocks at the end of the river. Which river? Every river throughout all of time, of course. As a way to control her urges to chase after and capsize passing ships she’s taken up baking. But she can never seem to get the combinations right, no matter how closely she follows the directions she found on Pinterest.
To Inspire You:
Madera
Sugar and spice and
everything nice, but maybe
too much nightmare dust.
~Jeanette Andromeda~
Created by You:
Last week we explored the outer edges of space and here are the stories that made it back into our atmosphere from our intrepid explorers.
Full circle, it came
From inside you, create life
Then take it away#horrorhaikuesday pic.twitter.com/CxVjWF2Cf7— Immortal Alexander (@HtvImmortal) March 24, 2018
#FrightWriters Check this! #HorrorHaikuesday was yesterday! 😀
The king was hungry,
And the space man attacked.
Sad pityful snack. pic.twitter.com/5CSwsuB8C7— Loren Killdeer ☔☔☔ (@LorenKilldeer) March 21, 2018
Good darkening nox
A pulsed, scary laser shoots
enjoying the gun#amwriting #vss #haiku #horror #hashtag pic.twitter.com/bvz9JtSDlP— Arthur Unk (@ArthurUnkTweets) March 21, 2018
Don’t kill my babies!
They are all I have left now
Take my life instead. pic.twitter.com/CnfUkGKxx0— Eric Z (@zmudae) March 21, 2018
Who loves who the most
Bispecies lovers quarrel
Love’s a deadly game#horrorhaikuesday pic.twitter.com/LnPFcS9gRM— Eric Z (@zmudae) March 21, 2018
The feature tonight: Cosmic monsters from the dark Creeping in your brain! #horrorhaikuesday pic.twitter.com/DmbM7DoM5t
— Dennis Liggio (@DamnedLiesProj) March 21, 2018
We entered the void
A giant leap for mankind
The void was hungry#horrorhaikuesday @horror_made pic.twitter.com/bWbxez22I6— The Nonsense Forge (@Wit_LackThereof) March 20, 2018
#horrorhaikuesday
To reach for the stars
Was a mantra I was told
But they reached for me pic.twitter.com/VGenZGtf2I— Ace Face (@AshVulpine) March 20, 2018
Fear the dark cosmos
Where the silent screams don’t stop
the pain or the death #HorrorHaikuesday— A. F. Stewart (@scribe77) March 20, 2018
Cosmic birthing of
the diaspora’s nightmares;
they are not alone.#horrorhaikuesday— Kylie Goetz (xkg) (@eXtremeKylieG) March 20, 2018
In the depths of space
Vast new horrors slowly grew
Slithered from worm holes#horrorhaikuesday
Art by @JeanetteAndrome @horror_made https://t.co/jirOjNgfWz— Kerry E.B. Black (@BlackKerryblick) March 20, 2018
we came, colonized,
killed or enslaved the natives –
ad infinitum#HorrorHaikuesday #scifi #humans pic.twitter.com/3N2s5s0FC1— Kylie Goetz (xkg) (@eXtremeKylieG) March 20, 2018
Science dreamed it first,
then our rockets took us there:
cold Nightmares waited.#HorrorHaikuesday pic.twitter.com/IWwLjLuiPm— Chris Fischer (@SurlyByDefault) March 20, 2018
Join up! See the stars!
I get sick in zero g,
and hate the natives.#HorrorHaikuesdaypic.twitter.com/Ya3b3VPQm9— Chris Fischer (@SurlyByDefault) March 20, 2018
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